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A Pirate walks into a bar…

looking for a crew to join. He finds a grizzled old captain in the corner, and gives him his pitch. “I’m a great pirate, I’ve been on plenty of crews, can climb the ropes faster than anyone, and will work any job. Please take me on.” The captain shakes his head and turns his back to the pirate. So he tries again, “listen, I’m a hard worker, you can take half my rations and all my gold, I just really need to get out of here!” The captain looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, but my ship is full- I can’t take anyone else on or we’re all doomed.” Seeing the confused look on the pirates face, the captain continues. “Listen, as pirates, we’re a bunch of criminals, scoundrels, and fiends. But we’re at capacity. If I let you on my ship, we’d have one extra “Arrrrrr”, and we’d all be friends.”

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